They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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