I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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