apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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