god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
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you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
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Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
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