i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
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You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
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Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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