I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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