Where are you?
In a non slutty way
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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