I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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