I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
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Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
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The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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