Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
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and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
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seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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