yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
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martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
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I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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