it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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