Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
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I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
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So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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