So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
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