Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
Randomize
