i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
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i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
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Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
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