okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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