I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Barsexuality is the new black.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
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The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
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you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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