Non-Jews are for practice
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I'm getting married
To pizza
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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