making cat noises will not fix the situation.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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