are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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