All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
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