I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
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Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
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He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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