I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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