She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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