3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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