I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
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He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
porn star boner night. come get it.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
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You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
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