Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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