I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
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He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
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I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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