TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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