wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
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I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
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found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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