i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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