: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
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