You made me cry and you don't even care
I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
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