Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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