My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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