1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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