Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
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i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
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We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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