There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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