Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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