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After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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