Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
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just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
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So I just went to clothing optional bar
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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