Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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