He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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