I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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