Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I could have mohawked her pubes.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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