I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
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I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
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Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
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