White coat. Heels.
My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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