it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
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Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
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Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
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