so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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