what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
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