My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
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Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
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do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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