I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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